neovase

Attemting to aviod an outcome, your direct action or inaction, ultimatly causes said outcome.
Neovase, Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down, but you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.
Neo: What vase? Neo knocks over a vase with his elbow. It falls down and breaks.
Oracle: That vase.
Neo: I'm sorry.
Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo: How did you know?
Oracle: Ohhh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?... You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.
Neo: Who?
Oracle: Not too bright, though.
by davefromdallas January 13, 2024
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