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Originating from Neopets.com, a "neotwin" is a relationshpi between two good friends. So good they have decided they're like twins. Since they're not biological twins, but they seem so similar, they decided to call it "neo"twins to give honour to the place where they met, Neopets.com!
You know chocolateluvr? She's the best neotwin in the world. One day we must go to Disneyland together.
neotwin by relationshipper June 10, 2004
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Rewinding a Netflix show by a few minutes because you fell asleep the previous evening and can't remember what happened.
Me & the wife had to Netwind Narcos by about 5 minutes...we both must have dozed off the night before and had no idea what was happening.
by RSNK4 January 11, 2018
Netwind by RSNK4 July 30, 2023
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neowinian 

A member of the neowin.net community.
I am a Neowinian, you will ph33r meh, because I am teh own joo. Sure you might get laid, but I will hax0r jo0!
neowinian by Craig July 3, 2004

Neowin.net 

Possibly the best PC orientated forums on the net. Also has some great news.
I here SP2 is out, better check it out on Neowin.
Neowin.net by Alex Brooks June 14, 2004

neowinian 

dumping ground for Chode to promote the video game S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
Chode made a post on Neowin about S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
neowinian by Pseudonym December 28, 2004

neowinian 

A term used to describe rich, white boys who gather to whine about their pathetic problems at Neowin.

Rednecks are also usually common, as well as the shunned warez monkeys.
Huezo: OMG guys, some jerks dented my eyeeePod. Even though I already have 2 more, I'm still gonna ring up Apple and pay $279 for a new case. I'm so ruined :(

cwalker: LOLz, you guys can't believe what I just did. I ripped off my father by a couple hundred dollars by selling him a FX-53. All he wanted was a faster computer and all he needed was to get rid of that spyware crap. hehe, now I'm one step closer to my car and now I'm bragging about it to a forum
I'm so evil...hehe
neowinian by Anonymous Coward April 13, 2005
The act of 'wing-manning' an individual, within a professional context, in order to promote their abilities to recruiters, managers or firms.
"`Good Lord! Jacob netwinged the shit out of me last night! I got a first round interview!"

"if it wasn't for Steve's netwinging last night I would not be an incoming analyst"
Netwing by Phinance October 9, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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