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nekomancer 

a person who uses black magic to summon "nekos" a cat human hybrid that has a sort of lisp that causes all words to anoyingly say "neh" or "nhey" after or durring every word but what negates that is the utter adorabalness of them
nekomancer is a sick dude
nekomancer by definatly not jed March 31, 2021
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Negromancer 

Among summoning mages, one variety is the necromancer. Unknown to many, there is another rare variation. Have you ever heard of a negromancer. A negomancer summons wild niggas from the earth, naturally the more powerful the summoner the greater strength of the niggas summoned. A defining characteristic of this art is that the skin color and clothes of the niggas summoned is determined by the terrain summoned from: as to better blend into their surroundings
Yesterday’s adventure went well because we had a negromancer with us

Necromancer Kush

Necromancer kush, known also as «Dead man’s weed» is a variant of weed known for it’s ability to send individuals straight to the afterlife, and back to reality.

Known for its sour taste and nigh on implausible THC to CBD ratio, it is best left for the experienced druggie.
Person 1: Yo, you seen this new necromancer kush? Shit’s straight outta caelid dawg istg!
Necromancer Kush by PimpMasterYoda February 16, 2023

Negromancer 

A person with the ability to rile up and / or manipulate people of African decent by either words, actions, or promises. Usually these are false-promises, lies, and unfair representation. Commonly for a political agenda.
Guy 1: Why do all the black guys do what Guy 3 says?
Guy 2: He is a Negromancer, he tells them what they want to hear and they do what he says, even though he almost never does what he says.

neuromancer 

Book written in 1984 by William Gibson which spawned the cyberpunk genre. In the book neuromancer is an ultimate AI.
Neuromancer, perfect blend of technology and magic - Deltron Zero
neuromancer by JBadMat May 3, 2006

negromancer 

Same as a necromancer, but instead communicates with spirits of black people rather than spirits of dead people, better known as the art of negromancy. Also gives better use to the term "black magic". Oh yeah, and he's black.
-You're a negromancer!
negromancer by Shavy McShae October 28, 2005

Nekomancy 

The magical art of creating cat girls, and/or transforming normal girls into cat girls.
Ken was a stoic practitioner of Nekomancy - he loved the ears.
Nekomancy by brningpyre October 27, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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