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necropost 

to post in a thread that has been "dead", by being inactive for a relatively long period.
to post in a thread from 2002
necropost by Eyeblood February 23, 2004

Necroposting

Posting to something on the internet for the first time in quite a few months or years. Usually n00bs do this, but sometimes a pro will do it to make people laugh.

This definition is a necropost.
Date: June 01, 1995
Comment: *long post about how computers will fit in your hand in 50 years*

Date: Feb 17, 2010
Comment: tl;dr
Sent from my iPhone

Date: December 31, 2011
Comment: Stupid necroposting Applen00b
Sent from Internet Explorer

Date: January 01, 2012
Comment: Stupid hypocritic necroposting Windowsn00b
Sent with my Ubuntu laptop

Date: March 10, 2098
Comment: I'm glad they banned proprietary software
Sent from my Debian smartglasses

Date: May 02, 2317
Comment: Look what I found in the archives! this is so funny loool
Sent from a Borg implant in my brain

Date: January 01, 10000
Comment: Hi, I'm the Doctor!
Sent from my TARDIS

Date: January 01, 1500
Comment: im a hacker
Necroposting by Hex Luther June 2, 2015

negropolis

A city in which black people will naturally thrive in.

Equal (or indefinitely opposite) to "Metropolis", but it is very urban all in all.
"Some day Chicago will turn into a real negropolis."
negropolis by Quakeulf September 9, 2005

negroponte

(noun) A person of uninspired intellect and unimpressive accomplishments appointed to a position of power because of his connections. A negro who's got the hook up, yo. First used to describe John Negroponte, first ever Director of National Intelligence and American UN ambassador.
You really fucked up, negroponte.
negroponte by Nick Morozovsky November 14, 2007

negropolitan

A delicious combination of white, milk, and dark chocolate ice cream resembling neopolitan. However, because all of the flavors are chocolate, the suffix negro- is used.
Man - Hey ho, you want some negropolitan?
Ho - Aw lawd, hellz yeah I would like some negropolitan!

negropolitan by SillyBear489 December 20, 2008

negropotamus 

neg·ro·pot·a·mus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ngr-pt-ms)
n. pl. neg·ro·pot·a·mus·es or neg·ro·pot·a·mi
1. A large, chiefly urban African-American herb smoking mammal (Negropotamus cannibus) having thick, dark, almost hairless skin, ornate plumage, and often has short stubby limbs, a wide girth, and a melon shaped head with a wide-mouthed muzzle and fleshy lips suitable for mass consumption. They are usually oily to the touch due to their main diet of consuming anything deep fried. The male of the species is usually found near heavy traffic areas (such as watering holes or buffets) and can often be heard making its mating call while roaming its territory (referred to as Hollahring). The males tend to be very territorial and cowardly run in packs (often referred to as crips). The female is by far the more colorful of the species and can usually be seen and heard from great distances. Both the male and female of the species are very sexually active, despite their rotund features, and advertise this with their exaggerated sexual organs, old spicy musk, and bling.
Hey Paul, look at that, its a wild negropotamus, and its headed this way. Take cover!!
negropotamus by StockRX7 August 28, 2005
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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