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negrociating

when black people are talking to each other or trying to make a deal
leave them black folk alone they're negrociating
negrociating by googleaim December 24, 2009

Negotiating with terrorists 

The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.
#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.

negrotiation 

The dispute that always occurs when splitting a dinner check among a party of African Americans
Why does splitting the bill with you Huxtables have to be such a negrotiation?

negrotiation 

An attempt to compromise or "negrotiate" with any black person or persons.
Gerald did not want to go to see Mamma Mia!, so I conducted a negrotiation with him.
negrotiation by panda_face October 6, 2008

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

Negrotiation 

a negotiation of some sort between two African Americans
Billy: "Are those two black guys having a drug deal over there?"
Joel: "I think they're having a negrotiation."