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Ayrshire term for a nipple or nipples
Get your neeps out fur the ladz

Ma wee neeps are cauld
Neeps by Neepmaster December 10, 2017
Josh: Would you say that I am the mac daddy?
Amanda: Neeps!
neeps by Amanda March 14, 2005

Neeps Day 

Created on the 23rd Dec 2013

Neeps day is the nickname given to Christmas eve eve in saskatchewan. Egg nog and spiced rum must be drank for breakfast, and the drinking commences throughout the day,to the point of everyone being hammered by bedtime. Breathalyser game optional. Drinking includes a minimum of 3 L of wine.
Da B'ys are gettin Smashed it's fucking Neeps day

neeps and tatties 

Scottish word for potatoes and swede. Often the side dish for haggis.
Yeah, fire on some neeps and tatties with that haggis.
neeps and tatties by phospheris January 25, 2009

Haggis tatties and neeps 

Haggis, potatoes and turnip

Burns supper food
1 : What's for dinner
2 : Haggis tatties and neeps

Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties 

Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.
After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.