When your woman wants too much sex and your penis has been bruised irreversibly resulting in excrutiating pain and lack of performance. If not given time to rest the penis may shrink into the size and girth of a jellied eel.
"I got neddled last night."
by Anton Merlin Tabarn June 4, 2006
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Doing anything but what you should be doing; a form of procrastination; to be irresponsible; un-knowledgable about something you are currently doing
I asked Tommy to get back to work three times now, but he's just still over there niddledickin around.
I work for a software company and sometimes people call in that know nothing about the product, just a bunch of niddledickers, ya know?
I work for a software company and sometimes people call in that know nothing about the product, just a bunch of niddledickers, ya know?
by Jaysu July 27, 2017
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by That other demon November 20, 2019
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After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
by weave September 9, 2003
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There once was a boy, we'll call him "Zach". Well "Zach" asked this beautiful girl out. We will call her "Sarah". Well they dated for 2 months. 2 long, wonderful months. Zach would always tell Sarah how much he loved her. He would always show her too. Well Zach was also a notorious liar, and once they broke up, the lies came pouring out. He was a pothead, and he lied about that.
But the moral of the story is,
Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'
well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.
and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;
But the moral of the story is,
Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'
well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.
and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;
Zach has a small weiner and hes a pothead, thats why we call him needledick pothead.
Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)
Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)
by zmaddog14 March 23, 2011
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