neddled

When your woman wants too much sex and your penis has been bruised irreversibly resulting in excrutiating pain and lack of performance. If not given time to rest the penis may shrink into the size and girth of a jellied eel.

"I got neddled last night."

neddled by Anton Merlin Tabarn June 4, 2006

needledick 

a small thin dick

kevin s. has a needle dick small and thin

needledick by j.s. June 7, 2004

niddledickin 

Doing anything but what you should be doing; a form of procrastination; to be irresponsible; un-knowledgable about something you are currently doing

I asked Tommy to get back to work three times now, but he's just still over there niddledickin around.

I work for a software company and sometimes people call in that know nothing about the product, just a bunch of niddledickers, ya know?

niddledickin by Jaysu July 27, 2017

Neddletz

A fabulous creature that has much knawledge of space, dead bodies, and more

Neddletz is amze

Neddletz by That other demon November 20, 2019

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER by weave September 9, 2003

needledick 

Man with an extremely small penis

needledick by Revolutionary July 5, 2003

needledick pothead

There once was a boy, we'll call him "Zach". Well "Zach" asked this beautiful girl out. We will call her "Sarah". Well they dated for 2 months. 2 long, wonderful months. Zach would always tell Sarah how much he loved her. He would always show her too. Well Zach was also a notorious liar, and once they broke up, the lies came pouring out. He was a pothead, and he lied about that.

But the moral of the story is,

Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'

well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.

and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;

Zach has a small weiner and hes a pothead, thats why we call him needledick pothead.

Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)

needledick pothead by zmaddog14 March 23, 2011