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When all your equipment is rented out to your friends and they dont want to help you because theyre lawyers say not to, and one of your enemies takes a 25 cent syringe and starts shooting everything from salt to botchelism into you to blackmail and entrap you while on probation.
I dont care if its murder my name is murder i need my gear back the triad spys are leaving me nerdled. Help ive given all of you at least a $1.25 firework for free. Someone pull japan off me!!! Thats what happens when you sold marijuana right?
Nerdled by Cody5050 April 6, 2023
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A portmanteau of "noodled" and "nerded out," where you are working out a complex, nerdy solution to a problem in your head.
I nerdled about that IT issue for a while and came up with an idea that just might work!
Nerdled by Cadyly May 18, 2026
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Nerdlebrity 

a person who is a celebrity to nerds, the most well known are Chris Gore,Chris Hardwick, Kevin Pereira, and Adam Sessler
person 1: Chris Gore is such a Nerdlebrity

person 2: A Nerdlebrity? like Chris Hardwick?
person 1: Indeed.

Chris Hardwick: excuse me Sir Gore do you agree with this definition?
Chris Gore:Mmm yes, indubitably my good sir.
Chris Hardwick:Teas and crumpets and whatnot
Nerdlebrity by EmperorOfNerds October 12, 2010

needledick 

kevin s. has a needle dick small and thin
needledick by j.s. June 7, 2004
Did you see that girl in the lab coat, gosh she was a nerdle.
Nerdle by booboob420 January 13, 2012

nerdlete 

A nerd that is good at athletics; short for a nerdy athlete.
Person 1: He can solve math equations AND pass advance the shuttle run!?

Person 2: Man, what a nerdlete.

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER by weave September 9, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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