Nerdled 

When all your equipment is rented out to your friends and they dont want to help you because theyre lawyers say not to, and one of your enemies takes a 25 cent syringe and starts shooting everything from salt to botchelism into you to blackmail and entrap you while on probation.

I dont care if its murder my name is murder i need my gear back the triad spys are leaving me nerdled. Help ive given all of you at least a $1.25 firework for free. Someone pull japan off me!!! Thats what happens when you sold marijuana right?

Nerdled by Cody5050 April 6, 2023

Nerdlebrity 

a person who is a celebrity to nerds, the most well known are Chris Gore,Chris Hardwick, Kevin Pereira, and Adam Sessler

person 1: Chris Gore is such a Nerdlebrity

person 2: A Nerdlebrity? like Chris Hardwick?
person 1: Indeed.

Chris Hardwick: excuse me Sir Gore do you agree with this definition?
Chris Gore:Mmm yes, indubitably my good sir.
Chris Hardwick:Teas and crumpets and whatnot

Nerdlebrity by EmperorOfNerds October 12, 2010

needledick 

a small thin dick

kevin s. has a needle dick small and thin

needledick by j.s. June 7, 2004

Nerdle 

A sexy nerd.

Did you see that girl in the lab coat, gosh she was a nerdle.

Nerdle by booboob420 January 13, 2012

nerdlete 

A nerd that is good at athletics; short for a nerdy athlete.

Person 1: He can solve math equations AND pass advance the shuttle run!?

Person 2: Man, what a nerdlete.

nerdlete by PersonThatSaysAyeChihuahua October 2, 2017

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER by weave September 9, 2003

Nardledangers 

Slang for testicles.

Steve: Hello Shmuley...
Shmuley: The fuck did you just call me?
Steve: You heard me.
Shmuley: Look Steve...getting accidental mom boob is one thing, but getting accidental mom forehead brushed on your hangsters is going too far. I won't stand for it!
Steve: Your mom stood for it.
Shmuley: Steve, I now have no choice but to get your mom to accidentally handle my nardledangers. Get ready, pal...your mom's gonna touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day!

Nardledangers by single.stak9 January 17, 2019