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when you lick someones butthole, and it feels nice.
my dog just neafin me.
neafin by poopfar1199 March 3, 2011
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The act of making something worse or weaker.

The verb form of "nerf."
So I don't win too much, I'm nerfing my performance to balance the game.
Nerfing by sarroth July 2, 2011
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neafin nerfing neffing Nealing nefin nafin Nafini neefing nerfington Neaging

Blake nealing

Taking something extremely seriously or getting vexed at teammates for no reason
Brian: Are we blake nealing

Dafys: Too fucking right son
Blake nealing by Crouchwalk0161 August 8, 2019

Nolan O'nealing 

The act of slapping someone's ass.
I was nolan o'nealing this girl while she was giving me head.
Nolan O'nealing by redbum4life April 28, 2010

antisocial nearing 

The opposite of social distancing.

In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.
That coughing, sniffling, lunatic went in for a full-on antisocial nearing hug when the CDC says we should be practicing social distancing.

The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.
Word of the Day on April 3, 2020
Taking a good hit out of a bowl when there is only resin in it.
"Dude I was totally neffing that bowl."

"Hey man, could I neff that bowl?"

Neffing by tippy August 19, 2007

Newfinese 

Dialects of English spoken in Newfoundland & Labrador, Canada.
Newfinese Translations:

Stun as me arse = Stupid

Buddy Wasisname = Someone you don't know

Me nerves is rubbed right raw = I'm stressed out

The arse is gone right out of 'er = things aren't so good
Newfinese by aaronandrooze September 11, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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