nature calls 

When someone says - nature calls - they mean they have to go to the bathroom - lool - WC -toilet.

during a conversation

john : have you heard about the new ipad

steve: nature calls brb dude

john : lol take your time

nature calls by dodopotter October 17, 2013

roadside nature call pitstop 

A term in which during a road trip in the middle of nowhere when a person has to go & there is no rest areas nor travel centers around for miles.

Mom: Stop the car! Little Timmy has to go!!

Uncle Ray: Well looks like we got to make a Roadside nature call pitstop since there is not anything around for miles!

roadside nature call pitstop by BruinKiller3469 June 7, 2009

Nature's call 

The feeling you get when you have to go to the bathroom.

"Nature's callin" or "nature calls" is usually how nature's call is said in a sentence.

Guy #1: Dude, where you going so fast?

Guy #2: Nature calls!

Nature's call by chocolate box July 22, 2006

Nature's call 

noun A term used to define, in a G-Rated dialect, the urge to take a massive dump.

1. Jimmy: You don't look so good. What's the rush?
Timmy: I have to answer nature's call!

2. Kimmy: Hey, what's up?
Bimmy: One moment, nature calls.

Nature's call by cool guy with cool shoes June 8, 2015

nature's call 

the need to use the toilet

I awoke to nature's call in the middle of the night.

nature's call by Light Joker January 22, 2007

answer the call of nature 

an evacuation of waste matter from the body.

Often described as:
Taking a piss or taking a shit

Bob: Excuse me I need to answer the call of nature.
*Bob gets up and walks away*
Jim: (to George) Where is Bob going?
George: To take a piss he said.
Jim: You sure he didn't mean take a shit
George: I could give a fuck less Jim.

answer the call of nature by WizeKracker April 14, 2014

Conference call of nature 

When someone responds to the call of nature during a work-related conference call. People must take great care to mute their phone during said act or risk professional embarrassment.

You were extremely quiet during the conference call?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Nature

Conference call of nature by crc5654 September 24, 2011