Nativity 

In the event of being born, I figure, everything is improvised. All or in part, one moves as if in a painting, whether in the Renaissance, in the twentieth century, or not. The gallery goers (who might be schoolkids for all I know) realize that place and time are unimportant. This thought is so intimate everyone thinks they had it themselves. Ultimately, only circumstances we notice are the thing: the horoscope, the canonization, the flight into Egypt. The high marble reliefs. The whole darned tableau. Being first is a cure for so many things.

"How'd you just appear like that?" "Easy. Word of mouth." "I've traveled all over the world and I've never seen someone do that before." "You haven't been around kids enough." "Nativity."

Nativity by Rayhsu Alexleslie April 21, 2010

Nativity Scene 

When it's a beautiful winter evening in December and you gaze out your frosted window to marvel at the beautiful delicate snowflakes as they make there way to the ground but instead you see a dozen natives passed out on your front lawn.

Little Johnny and his family drove around to look at the christmas lights set up around town. When they got home there was a nativity scene of their own on their own front lawn.

Nativity Scene by Bukkake Gargler October 8, 2003

nativity play 

A play about a ridiculous thing that was COMPLETELY blown out of proportion. Basically, Mary cheats on Joseph with a guy who could have been called Tony. She can't bear the thought of A)Upsetting her husband B)Being stoned to death by an excited crowd of civilians, on account of comitting adultary. So, she takes her chances and tells the gullable Joseph that God came down from the heavens and did the dirty on her, resulting in Mary being pregnant with the so-called "son of god". For generations and generations, this far-fetched story has been passed on, and more and more gullable people have been persuaded that Jesus was the son of a virgin. C'mon guys. Let's be realistic here.

-Oh Joseph, I'm...I'm...I'm pregnant!
-WHAT? BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY VIRGIN! YOU SLEPT WITH THAT TONY DIDN'T YOU!? I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON! WAIT TILL THE NEIGHBOURS HEAR ABOUT THIS!
-No! erm (think Mary, think!) Er...well, yeah...erm...IT WAS GOD WHAT DONE IT!
-WOW! Are you serious?
-Yeah!
-Do you know how holy this makes us, Mary? It's a miracle! What are we gonna call the baby?
-Jesus?
-Perfect. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. What a family, eh?!

nativity play by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005

Nativity Scene 

At a wildland fire a group of Chiefs, 3 or more, (usually Local Agency) that stand around and watch a wildfire running and getting bigger. They usually have their arms crossed and thoughtful expression on their faces.

As you're ariving on scene.

Check out the Nativity Scene over there.

Nativity Scene by Alistair MacIlherron September 21, 2009

Nativity Bvm 

Detention center for all the minersville rejects. A school with holes in the bathroom ceilings, but meant for rich kids. If you drive to school you mostly likely own a brand new car

Joe just got suspended for punching a teacher! Good thing he can go to Nativity Bvm!

Nativity Bvm by chodemonkey611 November 22, 2019

mater dei nativity 

mater dei nativity is a sucky white kid school. 3/4 of the male teachers are perverts and boys pee on the floor and girls over flow toilets. the school is full of thots and douchebags and the lunch looks and tastes like shit. the walls are green and the lockers are just eww. as a student from that school i warm you to stay away.

person #1: what school do you go to?
person #2: mater dei nativity
person #1: oof

mater dei nativity by peppapigismydaddy March 2, 2019

CHIJ Our Lady Of the Nativity 

This is a really nice school:) However, this school is actually quite old fashioned. The students are not as well-behaved as you would expect. Canteen is not very big but the teachers are so amazing. Some girls are either kind or REALLY toxic. Lessons are also very fun but not many CCAs to choose from... not a very big school but it's amazing! Affiliation to chij sjc!! chij oln does not only focus on marks, much rather learning attitude :)) COME TO CHIJ OLN IT'S AMAZING!!

"Are you planning to send your girl to CHIJ Our Lady of the Nativity?"
"For sure! She's going to have a great time."

CHIJ Our Lady Of the Nativity by c is for chijoln January 29, 2023