national sleep day

National sleep day is on March 18th 2018 , have fun and sleep all day and catch up on the sleep you've missed

Jim- "Hey bob its national sleep day today"

Bob- "Okay Jim see you later I gotta go sleep"

national sleep day by National sleep day September 17, 2017

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national sleep together day

a day where you can sleep with ANYONE you choose no matter what they have to say yes so choose wisely

Person 1: hey bro did you really ask her to sleep with you?
Person 2: yeah man its national sleep together day.
Person 3:hey will you sleep with me?

national sleep together day by i'm retarded as fu- October 12, 2021

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National Sleep Awareness Day

October 19

You should sleep all day during national sleep awareness day on October 19

National Sleep Awareness Day by National sleep awareness day October 14, 2020

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National Sleep With the friend zoned guy day

October 16th. This is for the friend zoned men. This is the day where any of your close female friends have to sleep with you ;)

“Hey come over”

“No we’re just friends”

“But it’s national sleep with the friend zoned guy day”

National Sleep With the friend zoned guy day by Heheheuknow October 14, 2019

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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