The act for a literature student to commit blasphemous grammatical and spelling errors beyond the realms of the imaginable.
"she leaves so far" nathanism for "she lives so far"
"I'm know visiting" nathanism for "I'm now visiting"
"where family!" nathanism for "we're family!"
"I'll try and see her Wensday" nathanism for "I'll try and see her Wednesday"
"could you pass me the flower to make the cake?" (needs no explanation)
An unusal additcion to openly steal change from unregistered containers in friends rooms,living rooms,hell...anywhere.... This a fetish and the person commiting these acts usually sticks the coins up his but. The more change the merrier.
Nathanism:
Nathan: Hey Tom
Tom: Hey Nathan Nathan: Can you get me a beer from the fridge
Tom: Sure Buddy
Nathan (change vaccume mode engages....searching and stealing every coin in sight)....
Someone who who follows the doctrine of never being able to tell the truth about anything. A Nathanist will always have a story that one-ups the stories of everyone around him. This may also be referred to as Pulling a Nathan.
A Nathanist always has a story better then yours. Have you ever been sky-diving. A Nathanist has too, but he jumped out of a burning plane without a parachute and used his underwear to safely land instead. He also met Rob Schneider on that plane and they are now best friends. At the heart of Nathanism is the need to be better then everyone.
She will be straight forward with you if you ask for her opinion. She's beautiful and very smart. She's honest with her words even if she's rude. Nathania is the funniest when she knows you're down. A Nathania doesn't give up until a problem is solved. She is the best trust-worthy friend you will ever have. Cherish your every minute you spend with her. She will drop everything to listen to your pointless dramas. She is nerdy, but has a great sense of style. Never let go of a Nathania, she won't let you down.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."