nascar nap 

A nap taken during a NASCAR race. Usually done around lap 25 in anticipation of waking up for the final 25 laps.

"Man I got hammered during lap 25 of Daytona. I just had to take a quick nascar nap until lap 175."

nascar nap by HDog February 18, 2008

napcar 

Appropriately describes the Sunday afternoon motorsports event in family rooms across America.

The snores are revving louder than the racecar engines, confirming we have reached napcar status!

napcar by candress December 15, 2008

napscar 

Due to the changes by NASCAR management, the sport has become boring. At Daytona and Talladega, they follow each other around in a big line, and the other races are damn near as boring. All the cars are the same, and about five or six drivers are typically winning, and no more Earnhardt Sr. wrecking lesser drivers, and consequently, NASCAR has become NAPSCAR, as it is sleep inducing or "nap" inducing. This term is attributed to Lane Leipold of Lakeville, Minnesota. Formerly, he was a huge Earnhardt fan, but since his death, and the advent of the cookie cutter race cars and Busch brothers, he has lost interest .

I haven't been sleeping well lately, so I think I'll watch NAPSCAR}, and finally get some shut-eye.

This caffeine has me all wound up. I better watch the NAPSCAR race so I can sleep.
Hey Lane, who won the NAPSCAR} race? I don't know, I fell asleep.

napscar by Salty 40 May 12, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008