narcolsexy

the inability to stay awake post coitus a.k.a. after banging

'my girlfriend always wants to cuddle after we bone, but my narcolsexy prevents it from happening.'

by sexgurus September 30, 2011

Narcosexual

A Person Who Prioritizes Drugs Or They Drug Of Choice Over Females/Males. You Could Say That Person Replaces Sex With Drugs Or They Love For Drugs Outweighs They Love For Sex

Kusta Chose To Smoke Some Weed Over Sex The Other Day, He Is Definitely A Narcosexual.

by Narcosexual November 26, 2017

Narcosexy

The act of quickly falling asleep, and/or the feeling of fatigue that one feels after engaging in a satisfying act of sexual intercourse with a partner.

Derived from the words "narcolepsy" and "sex".

Sally laid awake for hours, but after waking up her boyfriend and having sex with him, she fell asleep within five minutes. It was a classic case of narcosexy.

by blahblieblah August 18, 2013

narcissexy

you think that you are sexy

That guy thinks he's hotter that he is. He's narcissexy.

by BRC2396 September 30, 2007

Narcosexy

A curvy girl usually augmented with plastic surgery. The term originated from Brazil, Columbia areas where girls would have plastic surgery for breast and butt implants to augment their curves to be more attractive vs the skinny tall high fashion standard of beauty . The narco part Is kind of a joke of trying to attract the drug lords in the area to pay for the augmentation surgery.

Did you see the curves on that girl. She is narcosexy.

by Blacksheep214 May 2, 2017

Narcosexual

A person who is attracted sexually and romantically by a person who does drugs. The narcosexual isn't necessarily a junkie.

Stacy: Hey, look at that cute guy!
Ilinca: I dunno, he's not really my type... He looks pretty sober and bland.
Stacy: Ffs, Ilinca. You're such a narcosexual, ughh.

by Nutbust1234 November 19, 2019

narcosexty

The act of engaging in sexting while in a twilight- half-awake, half-asleep trance where one is able to draw on the full power of one's subconscious while still retaining just enough motor skills to successfully punch out this sexy prose. It is rumored that the plot of Inception was first conceived in a lengthy session of narcosexty.

Sexy Narcosexter: i was sleeping last night through all of that texting btw
Sexy Narcosexter: i kept hearing it and waking up and responding, then falling back asleep

Hapless Victim: sleep sexting?

Sexy Narcosexter: yes

Hapless Victim: how kinky

Sexy Narcosexter: narcosexty

by btwoodley December 31, 2011