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narcassim 

Sarcastic truth that gaslights a gaslighting narcissist!
My sarcasm must've upset you freaking narc, no not narcotics agent... narcassim
narcassim by S3theee July 11, 2024
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Narcissist 

An inflated ego that think highly of oneself, believe they are superior than others, lack of empathy, use lies and manipulate tactics to control. Narcissist tends to put someone down to make themselves feel better or get angry for no reason and make people apologize for them. Narcissists also like to fabricate facts to suit their needs or justify their horrible actions.

In the beginning, they will love bomb you into thinking that they are charming, then start to manipulate you slowly, they could also make up a story about their childhood to gain sympathy, blaming parents that they are the cause of their horrible behaviors and that you are the only one who can help them.
Narcissists cannot be helped because they always ended up deceiving themselves to be the right one.
Jolin Weiting Lim is a narcissist delusional
Narcissist by ud1351 March 5, 2022

Narcissist 

Someone who has little to no empathy, manipulates others, gaslights (makes others doubt their reality), lies incessantly, believes their own lies. They make you doubt your emotions and then call you crazy. They rage for absolutely no reason and you end up apologizing. It can be a parent, friend, brother, sister, boss, spouse. In the beginning they love bomb you into believing they are prince/princess charming. Then they slowly start to abuse you to have you believe you are insane. It's all to control you. They will isolate you from your family and friends. You will leave the relationship someone you weren't. You will appear confused, unable to make your own decisions, depressed, anxious and with complex PTSD. So, RUN FAR AWAY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is NOT someone who takes selfies.
Teresa Guidice, `Luann DeLaSepps (whatever), Vicky Gunvalson are all narcissists.
Narcissist by NONUTSNOWWHAT June 24, 2016

Narcissistic asshole 

Someone who is so incredibly self absorbed that they are blinded by their general assholeness towards others. No one likes him but everyone is friends with him. All the ladies love him even though he is incapable of expressing emotion because well... he's an asshole. Only of the male gender.
Girl 1: Wow isn't Ben so beautiful

Girl 2: Ya until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole

Narcissist 

A person with no soul. The only thing bigger than their inflated ego is the void that they demand others to fill.
The narcissist was left without an act once their puppet cut it's strings
Narcissist by Oh hey just me here September 19, 2014

narcissistic cannibal 

A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.
Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.

Narcissistic prick 

This person only thinks about themselves tries to put everyone down around them.. this person is rude,inconsiderate, thoughtless, prick,asshole.. every day of his life.. he tries to manipulate people but really he's the fool because he's the one being manipulated.. boarder line personality PTSD Psychopathic piece of s***
do you see that Terry over there acting like a narcissistic prick by being annoying as fuck and trying to have all the attention being brought to him.. Hey he is just a plan asshole about everything in life..
Narcissistic prick by Weseakasquad November 23, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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