Nanocon

Smallest Con possible
A Tourist oriented Con
A mall con that changes countries every year
The only con that lasts 2 weeks

Where is nanocon?
Who goes to nanocon?
Why is nanocon so secret?

Nanocon by SirLance September 26, 2003

Nanocon

N. A small con that is an offshoot of Defcon IX. Formed in 2002 with three guys, Sirlance, D1g and Kamakize. Nanocon Has met the previous two years in Germany and is a travelling con, along with the world's smallest.

"Come to Nanocon and get drunk"
"Where is nanocon, and where is my invite?"

Nanocon by Kamakize September 24, 2003

nanocon

Noun. The longest hacker con on the planet. A gathering of a few select individuals to discuss various topics from hacking, computers to beer. Founded by three people, Sirlance, Dig and Kamakize at Defcon 9.

Nanocon is now in it's third year, each time meeting in Germany. Nanocon 4 will be gathering in the united States.

"Where is my invite to Nanocon."
"Where is Nanocon this year?"
"Nanocon, What Nanocon?"
"Pass me another beer, sir"

nanocon by Kamakize April 23, 2004

Nanocock 

an extremely Tiny Penis, so small that only Bush is seen.

That Kid Matt Parker has a frigging Nanocock

Nanocock by Bob Saget 1 October 28, 2006

nanocentral 

A very homosexual person.
Similar to the levels of a "faggotron 3000"

Tim: hey Tom do you think mcgaming is a good developer?
Tom: Yes I do
Tim: Oh stop being a nanocentral!

nanocentral by mcgamingbad February 3, 2021

nanocunt 

Despite the somewhat misleading name a nanocunt is someone who is being a cunt of biblical proportions.

Omg Chris you drunken foofer! Stop being such a nanocunt and go home!

nanocunt by Boo2000 April 19, 2016

Nanocock 

What chodes are made of.

"If you need an electron microscope to master-bate, you're probably a nanocock."

"Captain Chode, King Of The Nanococks"

Nanocock by Boonshadow March 8, 2021