Nanomonth 

One-billionth of a month, or 0.002628288 seconds

Oliver: Like, a gazillion nanomonths have passed since you invented nanomonths

Nanomonth by spookytoad November 4, 2024

nanonthebog 

nanonthebog is a word that can be muttered over and over by males, either in their heads or out loud, when worried that they are about to squirt their jism prematurely when making love to a beautiful woman, and for some crazy, warped, absurd reason, they want to last longer.

Scene 1 - Man and woman have been making slow gentle love for 15 seconds.

Man - nanonthebog... nanonthebog... nanonthebog... nanonthebog... nanonthebog... nanonthebog... nanonthebog... nanonthebog... nanonthebog... nanonthebog... nanonthebog... nanonthebog...

Woman - What the fuck are you saying? Just ride me long hard big boy!

Man - NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG.. NANONTHEBOG..

nanonthebog by Previn Jones November 10, 2007