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An old man pedifile who likes to sit on his porch and watch newspaper boys ride by and asks them if they want a popsicle.
Hey little boy you want a popsicle? I got some in the celler... Im a nampon.
nampon by bourtnei zeerbert February 25, 2011
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Beautiful girl, she is a great friend and you don't want to lose her as your friend (or girlfriend ;)). Funny af and is the most craziest person alive. She loves eating food so if you would take her on a date, taket her to a food place.
OMG I totally want to be her friend omg she's so funny.

Yo that Namfon girl, is so pretty
Namfon by heeeeedddddxxxxxx December 12, 2016
Related Words
nampon • NaMon • namonia • Namron • Namfon • namonbros • namoni • Namontious • namoona • Namooni

Namontious

An emotion whereby you feel absolutely nothing and it makes everything stop.
I’ve been feeling namontious and I don’t know why.
Someone who is unique and special for the wrong reasons
Did you see Ammarah, she's such a namooni
Namooni by spamfolder4894 March 8, 2019
Another term for "a sunken/ghost ship". You can also define this as "Lubog".
Namon!

Oh! You mean lubog?
NaMon by pangwaves October 23, 2020

Naponisim 

The name of the cult shared by the Napon Pintong followers. Praised religion by the fans of Napon Pintong. Slogan is "MORE SUGAR WATER." Napon Pintong is a youtube singer and song-writer. www.youtube.com/Nap3s is where you can find him. Most people recognize him from playing guitar with Ryan Bandong on youtube.
Margie: "Napon Pintong is such a cool guy!"
Bob: "Want to become a part of Naponisim? It's our cult for the religion of Napon."
Margie: "Okay, sounds cool!"
Naponisim by jdna July 26, 2009
Namron by itsvai August 14, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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