nakery

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A nakery is a shop for 18+ where you can get naked when you enter it, but you'll get arrested because of nudity. Nakeries are banned in all the USA, but still exists in some countries like China.

Steps after you enter the shop:

1. pay
2. put off all your clothes
3. show your body naked to others
4. be sent to prison

Draig is sightseeing in the remote areas of China.

Draig: Nakery? What the heck is it? Walks into the shop, several minutes later Oh no, I am arrested! As the police car sends him to prison

nakery by Barth Alison December 28, 2020

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Ray Naker

The actual GOAT 🐐. There ain’t nothing else to say.

Ray Naker will fuck your bitch.

Ray Naker by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

Related Words

nakery • nakers • Nakey • nakeya • Nakerd • nakeyfaced • nakeylia • nakey time • naeryl • Nakeeya

nakey

the act of being naked

I'm nakey, You're nakey, He/Shes nakey

*INSERT SCREEN NAME HERE*: i think everyone says nakey. i love it
*INSERT SCREEN NAME HERE*: its like part of the english language

nakey by biberr June 23, 2004

nakey

Chilling without any clothes on. Being able to live freely wihout clothes and the pressure of others to put some on. Having the confidence and deisre to show off your body no matter its shape or size. Living life the the fullest.

"I want to run nakey through the streets."

"Was she nakey?"

nakey by kaysheffy March 2, 2012

Word of the Day on August 5, 2022

nakey bastard

a person who is often naked or not fully clothed; a term of endearment for a person who chooses more often than not to relax in the nude.

person 1: "I'm going to visit Reyna in her room"
person 2: "Be sure to knock before you go in, she's a nakey bastard."

nakey bastard by daniellisa March 27, 2010

Nakenya

She the most trustworthy girl she loyal and very nice she don't like liars and love tacos

Y'all look at Nakenya eating tacos.

Nakenya by Richcrackbaby March 9, 2017

Nakey Time

Enjoying ones self in the pleasure of complete and total nakedness when all occupants of the household are gone.

Hey bob what do you do when your wife is out? I shut the shutters, lock the door, strip down, and enjoy my Nakey Time.

Nakey Time by twitchyone February 4, 2010

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026