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A nakery is a shop for 18+ where you can get naked when you enter it, but you'll get arrested because of nudity. Nakeries are banned in all the USA, but still exists in some countries like China.

Steps after you enter the shop:

1. pay
2. put off all your clothes
3. show your body naked to others
4. be sent to prison

Draig is sightseeing in the remote areas of China.

Draig: Nakery? What the heck is it? Walks into the shop, several minutes later Oh no, I am arrested! As the police car sends him to prison

nakery by Barth Alison December 28, 2020

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Ray Naker

The actual GOAT 🐐. There ain’t nothing else to say.

Ray Naker will fuck your bitch.

Ray Naker by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

Related Words

nakery • nakers • Nakey • nakeya • Nakerd • nakeyfaced • nakeylia • nakey time • naeryl • Nakeeya

nakey

the act of being naked

I'm nakey, You're nakey, He/Shes nakey

*INSERT SCREEN NAME HERE*: i think everyone says nakey. i love it
*INSERT SCREEN NAME HERE*: its like part of the english language

nakey by biberr June 23, 2004

nakey

Chilling without any clothes on. Being able to live freely wihout clothes and the pressure of others to put some on. Having the confidence and deisre to show off your body no matter its shape or size. Living life the the fullest.

"I want to run nakey through the streets."

"Was she nakey?"

nakey by kaysheffy March 2, 2012

Word of the Day on August 5, 2022

nakey bastard

a person who is often naked or not fully clothed; a term of endearment for a person who chooses more often than not to relax in the nude.

person 1: "I'm going to visit Reyna in her room"
person 2: "Be sure to knock before you go in, she's a nakey bastard."

nakey bastard by daniellisa March 27, 2010

Nakenya

She the most trustworthy girl she loyal and very nice she don't like liars and love tacos

Y'all look at Nakenya eating tacos.

Nakenya by Richcrackbaby March 9, 2017

Nakey Time

Enjoying ones self in the pleasure of complete and total nakedness when all occupants of the household are gone.

Hey bob what do you do when your wife is out? I shut the shutters, lock the door, strip down, and enjoy my Nakey Time.

Nakey Time by twitchyone February 4, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026