nakery

A nakery is a shop for 18+ where you can get naked when you enter it, but you'll get arrested because of nudity. Nakeries are banned in all the USA, but still exists in some countries like China.

Steps after you enter the shop:

1. pay
2. put off all your clothes
3. show your body naked to others
4. be sent to prison

Draig is sightseeing in the remote areas of China.

Draig: Nakery? What the heck is it? Walks into the shop, several minutes later Oh no, I am arrested! As the police car sends him to prison

by Barth Alison December 28, 2020

Ray Naker

The actual GOAT 🐐. There ain’t nothing else to say.

Ray Naker will fuck your bitch.

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

nakey

the act of being naked

I'm nakey, You're nakey, He/Shes nakey

*INSERT SCREEN NAME HERE*: i think everyone says nakey. i love it
*INSERT SCREEN NAME HERE*: its like part of the english language

by biberr June 23, 2004

nakey

Chilling without any clothes on. Being able to live freely wihout clothes and the pressure of others to put some on. Having the confidence and deisre to show off your body no matter its shape or size. Living life the the fullest.

"I want to run nakey through the streets."

"Was she nakey?"

by kaysheffy March 2, 2012

nakey bastard

a person who is often naked or not fully clothed; a term of endearment for a person who chooses more often than not to relax in the nude.

person 1: "I'm going to visit Reyna in her room"
person 2: "Be sure to knock before you go in, she's a nakey bastard."

by daniellisa March 27, 2010

Nakenya

She the most trustworthy girl she loyal and very nice she don't like liars and love tacos

Y'all look at Nakenya eating tacos.

by Richcrackbaby March 9, 2017

Nakey Time

Enjoying ones self in the pleasure of complete and total nakedness when all occupants of the household are gone.

Hey bob what do you do when your wife is out? I shut the shutters, lock the door, strip down, and enjoy my Nakey Time.

by twitchyone February 4, 2010