Nakeeya is a wild-like man beast almost like sasquatch who is only found in the woods up in a tree making weird noises. Depending on the time of day and time of month he can be a big asshole. If attacked wave a cookie in the air, throw it towards him and slowly back away. Typically he blends into the woods unless he doesn't wear his mossy oak thong.
In the woods somewhere a furry looking Nakeeya sasquatch man decided to let a set of hunters live after they threw him a cookie.
by runsforbeer February 20, 2018
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