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Naked Women 

An 8 year old who felt like being naughty and snuck upstairs in their mom's room and went on their laptop to search 'Naked Women' which as he grew older had a porn addiction which led to his divorce with his wife leading his life to drugs and alcohol who soon grew an interest into prostitutes when on one occasion the condom broke but before the baby is born the prostitute has as an abortion with the money he have her and leaving him with no money who is now in debt and bankrupt who then died to suicide.
Shit dude I'm scared I just searched 'Naked Women' and im now scared for my life HELP!!!
Naked Women by [N A M E] October 12, 2019

Naked Women 

The best thing in the world.
Naked Women are better then double-dong dildo's & hey! That shit's pretty damn good. :)

Heaven is full of beer and naked women 

A slogan that you sometimes see on a bumper sticker.
Man1: You want a go to heaven man.
Man2: You bet. Heaven is full of beer and naked women.

Women's naked football 

Where women get naked and play football with each other.It is a popular spectator sport of men when ever it is played. The women mainly play it for men. It is most often played byteen women at a secluded hang out for teen men.
lets go watch some women's naked football.

Women's naked basketball 

Where women get naked and play basketball. A game men love to watch. That is with all those tits bouncing up and down. They mostly play it for the men.
Most often played by teen women for teen men at a secluded hang out.
Lets go watch some women's naked basketball.

A naked woman and a bottle of whisky 

The coolist things that you can tell santa you want him to bring you.
Santa:Ho...ho...ho...and what do you want for christmas little boy?
Boy:I want a naked woman and a bottle of whisky.

Naked Woman 

1.The objects of fucking.
2.Things that men like to use for pleasure.
Bob likes naked womean because of their boobs.
Iglooman likes naked woman because they have vaginas and are easily used.
George Bush likes naked woman because he doesn't have any.
Naked Woman by screwu October 20, 2007
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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