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naked monkey

The act of taking a dump without using any toilet paper, and then not flushing the toilet. Totally gross and should be avoided.
I couldn't believe that someone took a naked monkey and didn't even wipe. I had to flush and then wait to take a dump.
by ExNWPers July 10, 2005
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The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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money butt naked inc .

leaded by the great og penny banks,these guys always show naked anus cheeks on people and tell the naked truth on haters _______________
your name here

we were born naked
i show naked ass like strippers,i show naked ass like a hospital gown ,i show naked ass like porn ,i show naked ass like a full moon from yellowmans girl friend
by naked bob sagat July 22, 2003
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