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When your girl doesn't know she's your girl and she's screaming because she doesn't know how she ended up in your basement
Lilly was naked and afraid. Michael was just naked.
by 69SwantonHigh August 27, 2016
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Naked and Afraid is a game when a group of friends (presumably straight men) all get naked and turn off the lights, except one who is declared “the scary man”, who gets to wear a mask. The scary man then gets to choose a weapon of his choice which can go from a wide variety of weapons from a belt to a boot. When the scary man is chosen and everyone is naked you are now ready to begin the game. To begin the game all must put their hands on The Bible and at the count of three everybody says no homo to ensure the least amount of homo as possible. After this, the lights are turned off and Slipknot is blasted on as many speakers as possible. When the lights are off everybody in the room scatters and the scary man waits a few seconds before he goes on his rampage and attacks everyone with his weapon. Once you have been hit, you are out of the game. Essentially, a very intense game of hide and go seek.
Person 1: Yo dude how did you get that burn on your back?

Person 2: Oh yeah, the other day I played naked and afraid with my friends and Nick chose a febreeze bottle and lighter as his weapon.

Person 1: Geez, sounds brutal bro.
by caflbrother May 19, 2018
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A game which is aimed towards a group of straight males. To begin naked and afraid, you must decide who will be declared as “the scary man”. Once the scary man has been chosen, everyone gets butt-naked, except the scary man, who gets to wear socks and a mask. When the scary man has been chosen, he will have the ability to use any weapon of his choice; this can go from a wide variety from a belt to even oranges. Before the game begins, everyone in the room puts their right hand on The Bible and on the count of three everyone says “no homo” in order to make this activity as least homo as possible. After these words have been said, all the lights in the given area will be turned off and every individual playing will leave their phones (or speakers) somewhere and will blast Slipknot. The scary man has all the right to hit you as hard as he would like to with his weapon if you have been found. When you have been found and hit, you are eliminated from the game. Essentially, an intense game of hide and seek.
Sean: Hey how did you get that burn?

Jake: Oh yeah, the other day a few friends and I played naked and afraid and the scary man chose a febreeze bottle and a lighter for his weapon

Sean: Damn, that seems like it hurts

Jake: Yeah, but it was well worth it
by beepbooboobop May 24, 2018
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a girl and a boy that like eachother but the girl is to embarrassed to date the boy so she doesnt talk to him at all.
"Omg Dolly wont talk to Harry!"
"Oh my god shes probably Naked and Afraid."
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by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017
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