pfunt

Pronouned "puh-funt", this is when a girl with a funt has a funt so large, it's pronounced (hence the "p") so you mistake her for being pregnant. You definitely know you a pfunt when you see it, because the girl who has one often kicks you in the balls after you ask her when the baby is due.

Bob: "Hey Jane, haven't see you in a while."
Jane: "I know Bob, it's been a while."
Bob: "So... do you know if it's a boy or girl, and when is it due?"
Jane: --kicks Bob in the balls and walks away--
Bob: --unprintable pain and crying out for help-
Dan: "Holy shit, Bob, what happened to you?"
Bob: "That douchebag Jane had a pfunt so large that I thought she was pregnant, and she kicked me in the balls. Stupid bitch!"
Dan: "That mean nasty bitch has to do some crunches to get rid of that pfunt."

by ExNWPers August 08, 2005

rudystache

A pre-pubescent girl who is sporting a slight yet pronounced moustache, much like Rudy from the Cosby Show.

"Check out that girl with the rudystache. I bet she was the cute kid a few years ago but now she looks like Alfonso Riberio, which is no fun."

by ExNWPers August 08, 2005

lumburgh

Named after Office Space's Bill Lumburgh, this term applies to anyone in a useless job who's boss makes them feel important-- like coming in on the weekends, or getting dumped with a bunch of reports that are alledgely important, but are really the boss's work that he/she doesn't know how to do.

John: "Hey Bob, you going out with the rest of us Saturday night?"
Bob: "Nah, I can't. I've got these reports to do."
John: "How did you get lumburghed into that? That sucks. Screw your boss, get your drinking shoes on."

by ExNWPers August 08, 2005

naked monkey

The act of taking a dump without using any toilet paper, and then not flushing the toilet. Totally gross and should be avoided.

I couldn't believe that someone took a naked monkey and didn't even wipe. I had to flush and then wait to take a dump.

by ExNWPers July 10, 2005

funt

The pouch of fat that is above the cunt.

That girl seemed bloated and looked to put on a little weight, but it was just her funt sticking out.

by ExNWPers July 06, 2005

moose knuckle

The male version of a cameltoe. Usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit.

That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong.

by ExNWPers July 08, 2005

iceberg

A girl who looks great from the breasts or neck up, but is absolutely huge from the breasts down.

I looked at that girl as she was sitting in her car and she was incredibly hot; then she got out and she turned out to be just another iceberg with way too big a booty.

by ExNWPers July 06, 2005