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naked mole-rat

large mole on someones back that is visible through clothing
chace hart & fred, his naked mole-rat.
chace loves balls
naked mole-rat by cunt balls April 4, 2009

Naked Mole-Rat

Our true overlords may the naked mole-rat religion always be with you.
“And here we have the Naked Mole-Rat what a perfect specimen for a new overlord”
Naked Mole-Rat by Mole Rat supreme December 7, 2021

naked mole rat 

Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.
She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.

After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.

That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
naked mole rat by Inanna October 21, 2007

Naked Mole Rat 

Uncircumcised Penis
I don't know anyone with a Naked Mole Rat...
Naked Mole Rat by taggerung December 1, 2009

naked mole rat 

most possibly the grossest looking animal in the history of the world it has no hair and is all wrinkly
person 1 : oh my god what is that it looks like the devil has come from hell arrrghhh!!!!!!!!
person 2 : nah it's just a naked mole rat
naked mole rat by ranga August 13, 2006

naked mole rat 

a vagina with teeth. Hurting the wang on contact when it does not want to be entered. otherwise known as rape, or one ugly ass dude trying to take advantage of your drunk ass. It is a natural reflex of the vagina.
"here fucking naked mole rat closed right on my dick!, it fucking tore it off!"

"i am one ball less because of her naked mole rat."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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