nabitch

Nabitch – a brown hairy creature that is likely the owner of small genitalia. A Nabitch is often considered by its counterparts to be a coward usually frightened by the smallest of gnats. Nabitch’s are often seen wandering the clubs hopelessly, in search of a mate, yet mate retrieval by a Nabitch has yet to be documented. A Nabitch usually stumbles home in utter disappointment forced to attempt fornication with its dog.

Example:
Nick: Yo Phil, what happened to Mohammad last night at the club?
Phil: I don’t know man, Mohammad was acting like a Nabitch when those fine ass hotties showed up. He probably went home and let his dog lick peanut butter off his balls again.

by Odie89 April 27, 2014

Naitch

1. Nickname of Ric Flair, former WCW/NWA and current WWE professional wrestler. One of the greatest of all time.

2. Anyone trying to emulate the great Ric Flair.

3. A 16 time World Heavyweight Champion.

4. Who Triple H aspires to be.

Come on Naitch, let's go to the ring.

by Nicolicious February 8, 2005

Naitching

Ridiculously spending money for no point.

Bryan Mack McCulley: I was Naitching it up at bucks cabaret last night.. for real though.. lol woooooooooooo..

by LilRockerSteve October 5, 2011

Nabitchste

A greeting from one female to another. "The bitch in me bows to the bitch in you."

Girl 1: Man, that dude really tried me, so I called up that girl he was cheating on me with and told her he has herpes.

Girl 2: Nabitchste.

by aly79 May 19, 2013

Naitchin

1.Being the Nature Boy

2.Being a stylin and profilin, jet flyin, limousine ridin, always bleedin, wheelin dealin, kiss stealin, women squealen, son of a gun!

3.Being able to woooooooooooooooooo like no one else on earth

4. Being the MAN

5. Being Space mountain, girls.

6. Makin Harley Race "Bleed all night long"

7. Being the greatest wrestler to ever lace on the boots.

8. Being the 16 time champion of the world.

Ric Flair at his hall of fame induction ceremony tearfully told his wife that he was a good boy now, that he was through "Naitchin'!"

by Jeffroe Naturboy99 Walker Woo March 31, 2008

nobitchititis

A mental illness, usual symptoms are, napping even though fully awake, playing rust, pokemon go and fall guys all day, watching the goldbergs, getting zero male nor female attention, longing for the goldbergs season 10 reunion, attracted to family members

john: bro the legg family is contaminated with nobitchititis i swear. cody: for real man gotta be

by kamenzo May 28, 2022

nobitchitis

1. when you have zero bitches
2. you push away all the bitches
3. A term used to describe those with a serious no bitch deficiency

damn john has zero bitches, he must have nobitchitis

by cakeman1181 October 31, 2022