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Used to counter the effects of saying something that can be perceived as gay, without subjecting the speaker to the repercusions of being taken literally.

This developed from the phrase "no homo" which was shortened at first to "no H" and then finally arriving at "naitch."

Naitch is pronounced with an "N" in front of the sound for the letter "H".
Tom: So, Sven, I got two tickets to the Super Bowl, you want to come with me?
Sven: Tom, I love you.
Tom: ...
Sven: Oh, sorry. Tom, I love you, naitch.
Naitch by David Fier February 11, 2007
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Naitch naitcha Naitchin Naitching bis-naitch nitch natch natcha Naicha Naithan
One who does or says something that you dislike or generally pisses you off. Short for "NO BITCH."
"You are such a NAITCH"

"What?! you did that? NAITCH"

"Naitch bb on c"
Naitch by brian holden October 29, 2006
Meaning: negative, no, won't do it. Something of a dislike.
Will you call your ex if your lonely? Naitch..
Naitch by Suga lips for him May 22, 2013

bis-naitch 

Another way of saying Bitch. Must be said in a high voice with a change in pitch between bis and naitch.
You punk-assed bis-naitch!
bis-naitch by Mahoney August 30, 2005

Smoke my natch 

Originally said by Theo Von episode 92 of King and the Sting podcast.

"Nuts, ass, everything..."

It means suck all my junk.
Thats because you like boys, dude. Smoke my natch!
The greatest person in the world. Shes a great friend to everyone she knows. Natcha is one of the greatest influences you can have in your life. Shes a respectful, kind person. If you know a Natcha, be happy and realize how great of a friend you have.
That was such a Natcha thing to do.
Natcha by Natchas friend October 14, 2018