Definitions by Odie89

nabitch 

Nabitch – a brown hairy creature that is likely the owner of small genitalia. A Nabitch is often considered by its counterparts to be a coward usually frightened by the smallest of gnats. Nabitch’s are often seen wandering the clubs hopelessly, in search of a mate, yet mate retrieval by a Nabitch has yet to be documented. A Nabitch usually stumbles home in utter disappointment forced to attempt fornication with its dog.

Example:
Nick: Yo Phil, what happened to Mohammad last night at the club?
Phil: I don’t know man, Mohammad was acting like a Nabitch when those fine ass hotties showed up. He probably went home and let his dog lick peanut butter off his balls again.

nabitch by Odie89 April 27, 2014