A terrible disease in which the victim becomes an utter and total n00b. There is currently no remedy and it is widely agreed that the best way to combat this terrible affliction is to beat one's self until the n00b demons are temporarily dislodged from the Prefrontal Cortex.
I'm sorry ma'am, there's no easy way to say this... the tests are in... you have a serious case of n00bitous. Here's a hammer.
On the internet, on a role-playing game (like Runescape) or a chatroom (like Habbo Hotel), n00bilicious means the art of acting, or being, like a n00b.
n00b:GIMME ALL YOUR STUFF OR ILL REPORT YOU.
Normal peep: That n00b is so n00bilicious.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).