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n/m
no message - in texts, emails, or posts where you put the information you want in the subject and don't have anything to add to the body of the message.
n/m by Fashion Assassin June 23, 2010
N.M.T.B.
No Meals To Bedroom, Used when a teen or live at home adult goes from taking a bag of chips, handful of cookies, etc. into their bedroom to snack on and starts toting a complete meal there instead. Derived via the shortened form of talking usually used by texters, teens and people that cannot spell. Sometimes parents resort to this method of communication in attempting to be understood by children that are afraid of using complete sentences and big words.
N.M.F.P.
An acronym for Not My Fucking Problem. Often used in the workplace when saying Not My Fucking Problem would cost you your job.
N.M.E
N.M.E by TheGayMochi_13 October 22, 2019
N.M.E. The Illest
Natural Mic Excellence Hails from Jewett City, CT. Known as “The hardest working Emcee in Connecticut”. He’s the guy doing shows, you must be the “other” guy. Straightedge. Positive. It’s cool to be nice.
N.M.E. The Illest by Globalhiphopinfo November 23, 2021
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