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Max mayfield 

The hottest person you will ever see on any tv show, she is played by Sadie sink the best,prettiest,most beautiful person you will ever lay eyes on
Max mayfield is hotter than the sun

Mayfield Secondary School 

A high school in Caledon Ontario where the sluts run free and the students are higher then their grades. Where the caf is filled with wild animals. Where half of the population walks to tims. Where certain girls give head in and around the recreation center, right shit in the bathroom stalls and make hot or not lists. Where there are a lot of jocks who are ass holes. Where you may hear "Fetch" in the hall. Where highschool movie cliques come to life in their stereotypical state. School that includes the regional arts program.

Most of the dancers are stuck up snobs and are too self absorbed to notice anything around them. They all talk shit about every other dancer behind each others back like ass holes.

Drama kids.... most are really cool and nice but some are also ass holes. They are actually pretty fun.

Art kids......these are the nice ones most are quiet and sweet. They are the kind of friends you want to have.

Music kids.....mix of everything. Some are super nice but then others and super stuck up and annoying.

Boundry Kids range from super sweet to ass holes. So get used to it.
"Dude, do you go to Mayfield Secondary School?".

"Ew, she gave head at the rec."

Baker Mayfield 

The brown streak in your underwear when you haven't wiped properly.
I hate doing my husbands laundry. He always leaves Baker Mayfields in his undies!
Baker Mayfield by LBKeveryday! December 20, 2015

Jeremy Mayfield

A great Nascar Driver. Always a class act.
Jeremy Mayfield by Dawn Napper February 24, 2004

max mayfield 

The best character in the Netflix series Stranger Things. Played by the incomparable Sadie Sink She plays video games, rides a skateboard, has red hair, and is totally adorable. If you don't like her, you deserve to be raped by a Demagorgon.
Mad Max Mayfield can beat your score at Dig Dug, and can probably beat your ass too!!
max mayfield by KrispyDymond December 15, 2017

Dirty Mayfield 

The act of leaving a poop stain around someones mouth after eating out someone's buttocks.
Does Gerald have a mustache or is that a dirty mayfield I can't tell.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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