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Myuka lied to me.
Myuka by Llllalalaklala August 22, 2022
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myuka myka Mykah mukas Mykala muuka Mykaela mykal Mykayla Mukarram

myka stauffer 

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.
Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)
myka stauffer by bojzzle May 28, 2020

Mukamel syndrome 

n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty little motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.
Mother help, this Mukamel syndrome patient threats to suffocate me by farting. He is spreading mukaka all over the place.
Mukamel syndrome by edipus March 27, 2011
A very passionate and loyal woman. A Myka always imagines the best for everyone. The law of kindness resides within her and she is highly intelligent. She has great character and is seriously attractive in the flesh.
Wow! Bro, did you see that girl Myka?
Yea! Fortunately I got to meet her!
Myka by FORACROULTRASOPH April 7, 2015
(1) v. The act of having anal intercourse with a cow, which is termed in Iraq a "moo-camel", that is a moo-making camel.

(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.

(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.
(1) I mukamelled that fat cow and had her lick my dirty pecker.

(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.

(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.
Mukamel by nicky benz March 11, 2011
Mykaela is a kind hearted and loveable person. She is beautiful inside and out and has some of the best hair in the world. She has a great sense of humour and is also a greater rapper. Mykaela has an amazing personality and always puts others before her and is great to have a good convo with. She is perfect.
Mykaela by s0me0newh0like5y0u December 4, 2018