myocardium
the organ in your body that beats the fastest when your making amazing memories with your best friend.
myocardium by imyhb May 18, 2020
Words you can keep
Myocardium
The Myocardium is a thin muscle in the center of your chest. It is as big as your fist, and it transfers non-oxygenated blood into the lungs. If you haven't already guessed, it's the fucking heart.
I've got you in my sights MORTAL. I will now continue to RIP OUT YOUR MYOCARDIUM!
I totally went to medical school and know what a Myocardium is.
I totally went to medical school and know what a Myocardium is.
Myocardium by Hecking Degenerate December 9, 2019
Related Words
myocardial infarction
Destruction of myocardial tissue caused by blockage of a coronary artery, either by a thrombus or by aethrosclerosis. Also heart attack
Emeril Lagasse is going to die of myocardial infarction one of these days, due to his great love of pork fat.
myocardial infarction by Antinous September 22, 2003
myocardial infarction
1)death of myocardium following ischemia, usually due to an occlusion of the coronary artery (MI)
2)a term to simultaneously communicate "heart attack" and "i am pompous"
2)a term to simultaneously communicate "heart attack" and "i am pompous"
myocardial infarction by david January 3, 2004
myocarditis
Serious side effect of climate change. Because mRNA vaxxes are "safe and effective". And they are a "beautiful shot" as Donald Trump's latest brag regarding his Operation Warp Speed.
Climate jews keep repeating the kikophony that myocarditis is NOT from mRNA covid vaxx, but a side effect of climate change.
myocarditis by xythras September 4, 2024
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!