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myocardium

the organ in your body that beats the fastest when your making amazing memories with your best friend.
my myocardium feels so warm because we're having fun
by imyhb May 18, 2020
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Myocardium

The Myocardium is a thin muscle in the center of your chest. It is as big as your fist, and it transfers non-oxygenated blood into the lungs. If you haven't already guessed, it's the fucking heart.
I've got you in my sights MORTAL. I will now continue to RIP OUT YOUR MYOCARDIUM!

I totally went to medical school and know what a Myocardium is.
by Hecking Degenerate December 9, 2019
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myocardial infarction

Destruction of myocardial tissue caused by blockage of a coronary artery, either by a thrombus or by aethrosclerosis. Also heart attack
Emeril Lagasse is going to die of myocardial infarction one of these days, due to his great love of pork fat.
by Antinous September 22, 2003
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myocardial infarction

1)death of myocardium following ischemia, usually due to an occlusion of the coronary artery (MI)

2)a term to simultaneously communicate "heart attack" and "i am pompous"
i know what an MI is. im an arrogant premed.
by david January 3, 2004
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myocarditis

Myocarditis, or inflammatory cardiomyopathy is inflammation of heart muscle.
Your brother has serious myocarditis.
by SnowyOwl765 July 13, 2015
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myocarditis

Serious side effect of climate change. Because mRNA vaxxes are "safe and effective". And they are a "beautiful shot" as Donald Trump's latest brag regarding his Operation Warp Speed.
Climate jews keep repeating the kikophony that myocarditis is NOT from mRNA covid vaxx, but a side effect of climate change.
by xythras September 4, 2024
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