myocardium
the organ in your body that beats the fastest when your making amazing memories with your best friend.
myocardium by imyhb May 18, 2020
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Myocardium
The Myocardium is a thin muscle in the center of your chest. It is as big as your fist, and it transfers non-oxygenated blood into the lungs. If you haven't already guessed, it's the fucking heart.
I've got you in my sights MORTAL. I will now continue to RIP OUT YOUR MYOCARDIUM!
I totally went to medical school and know what a Myocardium is.
I totally went to medical school and know what a Myocardium is.
Myocardium by Hecking Degenerate December 9, 2019
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myocardial infarction
Destruction of myocardial tissue caused by blockage of a coronary artery, either by a thrombus or by aethrosclerosis. Also heart attack
Emeril Lagasse is going to die of myocardial infarction one of these days, due to his great love of pork fat.
myocardial infarction by Antinous September 22, 2003
myocardial infarction
1)death of myocardium following ischemia, usually due to an occlusion of the coronary artery (MI)
2)a term to simultaneously communicate "heart attack" and "i am pompous"
2)a term to simultaneously communicate "heart attack" and "i am pompous"
myocardial infarction by david January 3, 2004
myocarditis
myocarditis by SnowyOwl765 July 13, 2015
myocarditis
Serious side effect of climate change. Because mRNA vaxxes are "safe and effective". And they are a "beautiful shot" as Donald Trump's latest brag regarding his Operation Warp Speed.
Climate jews keep repeating the kikophony that myocarditis is NOT from mRNA covid vaxx, but a side effect of climate change.
myocarditis by xythras September 4, 2024
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