myocardium

the organ in your body that beats the fastest when your making amazing memories with your best friend.

my myocardium feels so warm because we're having fun

by imyhb May 18, 2020

Myocardium

The Myocardium is a thin muscle in the center of your chest. It is as big as your fist, and it transfers non-oxygenated blood into the lungs. If you haven't already guessed, it's the fucking heart.

I've got you in my sights MORTAL. I will now continue to RIP OUT YOUR MYOCARDIUM!

I totally went to medical school and know what a Myocardium is.

by Hecking Degenerate December 10, 2019