MyLife 

A somewhat pejorative phrase referring to Myspace, an online community. Referred to as such because a majority of those with Myspace accounts tend to spend hours on end perusing different accounts, making bulletins and blogs, listening to bands, and pretty much spending their existance on the addicting website.

"He hasn't been on aim in a long time. Fucking wasting his life away on MySpace. He really needs a job. Or hobby. Or a harness.

MyLife by Blackbird July 12, 2005

Before my life began (BMLB) 

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

Before my life began (BMLB) by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

my life 

A joke

NICE MY LIFE MAN!

my life by WiseEpic June 15, 2016

light of my life, fire of my loins 

To describe the love of your life, or even more than that. Your world would turn into complete darkness or turn upside down without her.

It is in the opening sentence of Lolita the novel by Vladmir Nabokov / Lolita the movie, in which the narrator was obsessed with his stepdaughter which he named Lolita.

It is adopted by Lana Del Rey as lyrics in her song "Off to the races".

She is the light of my life, fire of my loins, I'm dead when she leaves me.

light of my life, fire of my loins by JeanG December 14, 2012

Live my life a quarter mile at a time 

Living life in the moment. Not worrying about things that happened in the past and only looking forward to new goals, new opportunities and new experiences.

Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"

"I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did too."

Live my life a quarter mile at a time by Lucky_Luke July 28, 2017

my life is in shambles

My life is not on track

I am stressed out,my life is in shambles.

my life is in shambles by Mcfrizzel December 19, 2016

ruin my life 

Make me catch feelings, then break my heart

Oh my god your so hot, ruin my life please

ruin my life by Send halp April 18, 2017