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Noun.

1. A douchebag.
2. When you shit on the floor and some douchebag steps on it.
3. The act of shitting on the floor.
4. The act of shitting upside down.
Mykey is a mykey.

Raul is a mykey.

Joey is a HUGE mykey.
mykey by Terd Furgeson November 28, 2006
A weird guy with a gay perm and loves to be choked by other men. Has a massive ego and is set on being retarded.
That guy is mykey, he got the big gay
Mykey by Drakeeer December 5, 2018

Mykey Massacre 

The guitarist of Tragedy Awaits Us, he has an excessive amount of dirty whores added on myspace (http://www.myspace.com/dirt456) he loves stuffed animals and his amazing girlfriend Jessabear. Fig newtons and orange juice are his favorite foods. His brother is Salcore the vocalist of Fight the Fear. He is amazing<3
Wow that Mykey Massacre is one spiffy guy!!!

mikey wikey 

A short nickname for "Michael" usually one without a shirt.
( Michael walks into room )
Me: Mikey wikey!
mikey wikey by Kooki Malooki June 18, 2013

Mikey Way 

Bassist for band My Chemical Romance, and brother of vocalist, Gerard Way. From what I've gathered of fans, Mikey Way seems to be some sort of icon for nerds with asthma, despite the fact he doesn't even have asthma.
'I don't actually have asthma, but I'll be happy to sign your inhalers.' - Mikey Way
Mikey Way by Gingus September 19, 2010

Mikeyway 

How Mikey Way (bassist) from My Chemical Romance signs his name on MCR's myspace bulletins.

Fans often spell his name in that way.
I saw MCR in concert and Mikeyway was awesome!
Mikeyway by Jacqui-Dee May 17, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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