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my yours 

A slang used by retards and communists to refer to the things that have no proper owner, rather all of us are it's owner.
It is commonly used but it's a gray area that you shouldn't bypass without having any actual signs of mental illness. Please before using this term, refer to your personal doctor.
This country is my yours. My heart is my yours. My brain is only yours cause i don't have one.
my yours by A.7.A April 13, 2020
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Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! 

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.
Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

you scratch my back, I scratch yours

(variants: I'll may replace I)

let us be helpful to one another, let us cooperate
If you remeber to pay the bills, I will rember to do the laundry! You scratch my back, I scratch yours!

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 

You do me a favor, I'll do you a favor.
This time, I'll fix your car for free. You scratch my back, I'll scratch back!

my penis is bigger than yours

Some thing males say to each other to assert their dominance.
I had to tell my dog "My penis is bigger than yours" to assert my dominance so it would listen to my authority. Afterward a brutal "sword fight" takes place to further prove my dominance to the lesser being.

my boobs are bigger than yours 

A display of female dominance that proves nothing, but it does prove who has more money to spend on breast implants. After the display is complete there is a bloody battle to death, they commonly involve recently used dildos as blunt objects for a weapon.
My cat told me I was crazy so I said "well, my boobs are bigger than yours"

and since I was only 14 I didn't have any dildos clean enough to use.

You suck my dick and I'll suck yours 

When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"
I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.