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I set my table
Person 1: You’ve been quite busy lately. Does your job pay enough to support your home and pay all the bills?
Person 2: Yes, I set my table.
Person 2: Yes, I set my table.
I set my table by Blueberrypie December 31, 2018
not my table
“Not my table” is an idiom that comes from the service industry meaning “not my business” or “not my problem”. Used originally by waitresses to tell beckoning customers in other sections that they were not that waitress’s problem.
Made popular by “Rick and Morty” S3, Ep6
See also “my name’s Paul, and this shit’s between y’all”
Made popular by “Rick and Morty” S3, Ep6
See also “my name’s Paul, and this shit’s between y’all”
When my lyounger sister asked me to bail her boyfriend out of jail because tomorrow is his birthday I replied “Sorry sis, not my table”.
not my table by John Westley Hardly April 19, 2018
flip my table
flip my table by Bobby ticky February 22, 2018
fall on my coffee table
Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".
fall on my coffee table by cautiscy September 2, 2009
gonna have my tray table up
gonna have my tray table up by trainfan February 13, 2025
all of my cards are on the table
I've told you everything I think and there's nothing more I can say here. All of my cards are on the table.
all of my cards are on the table by Daniel Long December 27, 2007
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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