my table 

oh noooo

my table: it's broken :(

my table by cloude <3 October 30, 2021

I set my table 

The act of getting things done by providing adequately.

Person 1: You’ve been quite busy lately. Does your job pay enough to support your home and pay all the bills?
Person 2: Yes, I set my table.

I set my table by Blueberrypie December 31, 2018

not my table

“Not my table” is an idiom that comes from the service industry meaning “not my business” or “not my problem”. Used originally by waitresses to tell beckoning customers in other sections that they were not that waitress’s problem.

Made popular by “Rick and Morty” S3, Ep6
See also “my name’s Paul, and this shit’s between y’all”

When my lyounger sister asked me to bail her boyfriend out of jail because tomorrow is his birthday I replied “Sorry sis, not my table”.

not my table by John Westley Hardly April 19, 2018

flip my table 

Flipping a person over and fucking them to the ground

Flip my table: Table being flipped and sex.

flip my table by Bobby ticky February 22, 2018

fall on my coffee table

Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".

Come by my place and fall on my coffee table.

fall on my coffee table by cautiscy September 2, 2009

gonna have my tray table up 

to have dinner, breakfast or lunch. reference to Albuquerque.

"aight bro see ya imma gonna have my tray table up

gonna have my tray table up by trainfan February 13, 2025

all of my cards are on the table 

A person's declaration that they have revealed everything that they know or feel about a subject.

I've told you everything I think and there's nothing more I can say here. All of my cards are on the table.

all of my cards are on the table by Daniel Long December 27, 2007