4 definitions by Daniel Long

Dick Eater

a.) A delusional person who thinks their investment choices MUST succeed because of past performance. They are so sure in their blind hope that they're willing to swear they'll eat their dick if they're wrong.
b.) Idiot

John McAfee was so sure of his idiot plan he swore to eat his dick over it. Dick eater goes Nom nom nom, nom nom.

by Daniel Long November 25, 2018

all of my cards are on the table

A person's declaration that they have revealed everything that they know or feel about a subject.

I've told you everything I think and there's nothing more I can say here. All of my cards are on the table.

by Daniel Long November 27, 2007

tool

Somebody fake who changes who they are just to fit in. Somebody who is easily manipulated by peer pressure. Somebody who is a fool that doesn't think for themselves.

Examples of prominent tools are:
President Donald Trump (a tool for Steve Bannon)
Vice President Mike Pence ( a tool for everyone who says they are Christian)

by Daniel Long February 12, 2017

neeed

1.) To misuse the word "want" with "need."
2.) When a person wants something they don't actually need but wants it so much they think that they do.

Ashley saw some cute sparkly non-edible thing and said "I neeed it!"

by Daniel Long November 25, 2016