my shiny metal ass 

An expression that the robot Bender from the TV show Futurama says frequently.

Bender is always saying my shiny metal ass!

my shiny metal ass by Starchylde May 29, 2016

Bite my shiny metal ass 

Bender (a character in Futurama)'s kick-ass trademark catch phrase.

Hey dj gs68! Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bite my shiny metal ass by dj gs68 April 24, 2003

Bite my shiny metal ass 

Benders Top Ten most frequently uttered words

10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
And Benders Number One most frequently uttered word, the word which if uttered will bring the complete destruction of this world is

1. ASS

Bite my shiny metal ass by Bob Stevedave August 9, 2004

Kiss my shiny metal ass 

Set of the five most-said words by a Bender robot (Futurama). Other members of the top 10 include chumps, chumpettes, and pimpmobile.

Kiss my shiny metal ass.

Kiss my shiny metal ass by Vash September 24, 2004

Bite my shiny metal ass 

Bender's catch phrase, when he met his golden counter part he said "Bite my glorious golden ass!".

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Hookerbot: Honey, you couldn't afford it.

Bite my shiny metal ass by Elitist January 27, 2004

Bite my shiny metal ass 

(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)

Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!

"The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"
―Bender

Bite my shiny metal ass by [e-mail] March 3, 2017

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass 

The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017