my left nut

not the right one

Hey my left nut hurts!
You mean your right one?
No, I mean the left one!

by augris May 27, 2009

my left nut

literally, someone's left nut

bro, you lookin like my left nut

by meh left nut September 12, 2016

Suck my left nut

Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one

Hey suck my left nut

by Left nut November 19, 2017

Suck my left nut

A way to tell someone that they can go fuck themselves.

Some random idiot: Your friends don't like you. Me: Suck my left nut.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 12, 2021

Kiss My Left Nut

something that you say when you want to be provocative (especially if you are a chick) or use as a sarcastic comeback or reply. This expression is similar to kiss my ass and suck my balls

Bob: So Tina, did you like that movie?

Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good

Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!

Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!

by kohina November 11, 2009

suck my left nut

an insult used to spite someone, derived from the fact that the right but is clearly superior

josh: ur annoying

me: we you can SUCK MY LEFT NUT

by a kool persono April 02, 2020

My left nut is bustin

When your left nut hurts

I was playingthe station and my left nut is bustin

by Joeyatemycheeks November 03, 2020