my left nut 

not the right one

Hey my left nut hurts!
You mean your right one?
No, I mean the left one!

my left nut by augris May 27, 2009

my left nut 

literally, someone's left nut

bro, you lookin like my left nut

my left nut by meh left nut September 12, 2016

My left nut is bustin

When your left nut hurts

I was playingthe station and my left nut is bustin

My left nut is bustin by Joeyatemycheeks November 3, 2020

I’d give my left nut to… 

I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.

I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.

Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.

Any why the left nut?

Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?

Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.

So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!

The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:

I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .

I’d give my left nut to… by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 30, 2023

Suck my left nut 

Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one

Hey suck my left nut

Suck my left nut by Left nut November 19, 2017

Suck my left nut 

A way to tell someone that they can go fuck themselves.

Some random idiot: Your friends don't like you. Me: Suck my left nut.

Suck my left nut by PhoenixGamer34 April 12, 2021

i bet my left nut on it! 

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock

the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!

i bet my left nut on it! by sir curly February 5, 2007