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my dog ate my homework 

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.
Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...

i finished my homework 

you did? good job. ready for tomorrow night's homework? we know the answer to that.
thinks *yay I finished my homework*
now you're bored
types this
reads this
is disappointed with this definition because it wasn't entertaining at all so now you're going to look up something else but you have no clue what to look up because you already looked up the words bored and i'm bored and the alphabet forwards and backwards and typed random things on the computer
you're wondering how accurate this is
or you might be wondering why I said it was so accurate because you literally did none of those things
but idk I tried mk

I need to do my homework 

P.S. Truthfully actually I need to do my homework

should i do my homework 

No. Don’t Do your Homework, because homework is Just Bullshit.
Becky: Should I do my homework?

Liz:No.

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. 

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.
Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

Doing my homework

When you are at home instead of doing the shit your fucking suppose, you decide to be a smart ass and go on fuckin MySpace all up in here like I CAN DO THIS ISH LATA and you end up failing in that class and feel like a huge piece of dog shit. Basically, every teenager's day to day life.
Mom: Billy, what are ya doin?
Billy: oh, I'm " Doing my Homework"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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