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my dog ate my homework 

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.
Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...

i finished my homework 

you did? good job. ready for tomorrow night's homework? we know the answer to that.
thinks *yay I finished my homework*
now you're bored
types this
reads this
is disappointed with this definition because it wasn't entertaining at all so now you're going to look up something else but you have no clue what to look up because you already looked up the words bored and i'm bored and the alphabet forwards and backwards and typed random things on the computer
you're wondering how accurate this is
or you might be wondering why I said it was so accurate because you literally did none of those things
but idk I tried mk

I need to do my homework 

P.S. Truthfully actually I need to do my homework

should i do my homework 

No. Don’t Do your Homework, because homework is Just Bullshit.
Becky: Should I do my homework?

Liz:No.

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. 

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.
Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

Doing my homework

When you are at home instead of doing the shit your fucking suppose, you decide to be a smart ass and go on fuckin MySpace all up in here like I CAN DO THIS ISH LATA and you end up failing in that class and feel like a huge piece of dog shit. Basically, every teenager's day to day life.
Mom: Billy, what are ya doin?
Billy: oh, I'm " Doing my Homework"
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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