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oh my duck 

An expression of sorrow and/or concern for one's pet duck, who has recently come across some great misfortune.
Veterinarian: I'm sorry, Jack, but it looks like your duck won't make it through the night.
Jack: oh my duck.
Veterinarian: Yes, and we have strapped his bill closed to stop his wailing so as to reduce the complaints from the neighbors.
Jack: oh my duck.
oh my duck by sereklsj April 20, 2021

sick my duck 

She was fine as f-ck, I wanted to sex her up/She said let's hit the/parking lot, so I can sick your duck.
Outkast, "Da Art of Storytellin' (Part 1)"
sick my duck by BucNasty May 23, 2004

suck my duck 

what new phones auto-correct to before you can turn auto-correct off.
Guy : Hey you wanna come over and suck my duck later baby? ;)
Girl : Um, what?
Guy : Suck my dick** sorry new phone :/
Girl : Still no.... :/
suck my duck by idiot_guy January 12, 2016

Suck my duck 

Suck my duck by Bahamuta October 14, 2007

pet my duck

to give some guy a hand job.
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: heyyy girll
Taylor: hey man i like your duck.
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: yeahh, you wanna pet my duck?!
Taylor: ohh man, yeah i do!
Ashley: thats not what they meant...
pet my duck by neoncrayon April 18, 2008

sick my duck 

less direct way of telling someone: "Suck my dick!!!"
Freestyle:

My name is Nick
I got tha magic stick.
I be packin' da bricks
and gettin' my duck sicked
by yo bitch
in my Mazda RX7 with da itch.
Put her out on the corner,
tell her go make me rich.
sick my duck by Nick D May 14, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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