my duck 

When someone asks for the duck that you have for a pet, you say: “My duck.”

“Hey can i have that cute duckling?”
“My duck!”

my duck by Grim_001 June 13, 2020

oh my duck 

An expression of sorrow and/or concern for one's pet duck, who has recently come across some great misfortune.

Veterinarian: I'm sorry, Jack, but it looks like your duck won't make it through the night.
Jack: oh my duck.
Veterinarian: Yes, and we have strapped his bill closed to stop his wailing so as to reduce the complaints from the neighbors.
Jack: oh my duck.

oh my duck by sereklsj April 20, 2021

sick my duck 

a clever way of saying "suck my dick"

She was fine as f-ck, I wanted to sex her up/She said let's hit the/parking lot, so I can sick your duck.
Outkast, "Da Art of Storytellin' (Part 1)"

sick my duck by BucNasty May 23, 2004

suck my duck 

what new phones auto-correct to before you can turn auto-correct off.

Guy : Hey you wanna come over and suck my duck later baby? ;)
Girl : Um, what?
Guy : Suck my dick** sorry new phone :/
Girl : Still no.... :/

suck my duck by idiot_guy January 12, 2016

Suck my duck 

Alternative to suck my dick.

"Suck my duck bitch!"

Suck my duck by Bahamuta October 14, 2007

pet my duck

to give some guy a hand job.

guys in car with rubber duck on roof: heyyy girll
Taylor: hey man i like your duck.
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: yeahh, you wanna pet my duck?!
Taylor: ohh man, yeah i do!
Ashley: thats not what they meant...

pet my duck by neoncrayon April 18, 2008

sick my duck 

less direct way of telling someone: "Suck my dick!!!"

Freestyle:

My name is Nick
I got tha magic stick.
I be packin' da bricks
and gettin' my duck sicked
by yo bitch
in my Mazda RX7 with da itch.
Put her out on the corner,
tell her go make me rich.

sick my duck by Nick D May 14, 2003