idiot_guy's definitions

suck my duck

what new phones auto-correct to before you can turn auto-correct off.

Guy : Hey you wanna come over and suck my duck later baby? ;)
Girl : Um, what?
Guy : Suck my dick** sorry new phone :/
Girl : Still no.... :/

by idiot_guy January 12, 2016

glennanschnarf

A German car part that is basically just a fleshy ball of meat that sits in your engine and does nothing for your car's performance. Usually, Glennanschnarf's are very expensive and depending on where they are placed can actually smell very bad.

Mechanic: We had to replace your glennanschnarf so we are adding $1500 to the total repair costs.
You: That doesn't make any sense, what even is a glennanschnarf?!
Mechanic: Uuuuh...yeah....here are your keys see you next week.

by idiot_guy April 11, 2022