My Dick Hurts

Means you are in a foul mood, angry.
Man my favourite team lost, My dick hurts now!
by IAMHARRYSTEELE October 11, 2016
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The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons
by Mike Fellatio July 02, 2004
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