my bit

Used when reffering to someones house or flat

Fancy coming to my bit later on for a Pro Evo tournament?

by jabberjaw07 October 14, 2007

my bit

dwelling, where you live

Want to come to my house? translates to wannae come to my bit

by mcjo October 29, 2007

load my bit

to add breesh (money) or funds to ones bitcoin account !

yo Brody you trinna load my bit ? Wassup ?

by Jayy Dinero January 30, 2019

Diddle my bits

Finger me

I want you to diddle my bits!

by Morethanroyal May 17, 2018

doing my bit for the child effort

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.

'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

My two bits

My two cents, adapted for programer humor.

Person:"I think java is slow"
Pajit:"Java is a very powerfull tool"* indian accent*
Person:"I don't know man, this are just my two bits on the issue"

by Phrgfdiefhshdjks June 05, 2018

Charlie Bit My Finger

Two wierd British kids that happened to be caught on film after baby Charlie experimented with cannibalism

One of the most-watched videos of all time on YouTube for some strange reason. It isn't very funny, but as it currently stands, it has racked up 213,161,477 views over the course of 3 years

"Charlie bit my finger! Ooooouch Charlie! Charlie bit me!"

Viewer: Hey kids, start biting each other and complaining about it in British accents! I want over 2/3 of the population of the United States to watch a video of it!

by CBMFD July 26, 2010