my fav
Your most favorite person.
my fav by Sexxy Pants October 17, 2007
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Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
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You're off my fav 5
A less brutal way of saying "fuck you". Usually stated when small acts that annoy people occur and not a major dick move.
Jimmy: "hey, you gotta light?"
Rob: (pulls out lighter) "nope."
Jimmy: Dude, you're off my fav 5.
Rob: :(
Rob: (pulls out lighter) "nope."
Jimmy: Dude, you're off my fav 5.
Rob: :(
You're off my fav 5 by mickenzie92 November 10, 2009
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Jordan ur my fav by tequilapapi September 18, 2020
Evie my fav wife
THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER KNOW. She has the best style and music taste and always knows exactly what to say. Every time you’ll see her you’ll want to have her whole wardrobe. I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME AND WE HAD OUR FIRST DAUGHTER EMERSON. We make more great memories everyday with our daughter slim shady. <3
Evie my fav wife by GA1029384756 February 25, 2023
my favorite store on the citadel
"My favorite store on the citadel" is a phrase originating from the line of dialogue "I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel" from Mass Effect 2. Since Shepard could\ say this for every single store, it becomes comical and virtually meaningless.
In normal conversation, the phrase can mean something is:
1. Average
2. Mediocre
3. Unremarkable
4. Pointless
In addition, it can be used as a completely neutral response when asked your opinion on something and you have none or don't care either way.
In normal conversation, the phrase can mean something is:
1. Average
2. Mediocre
3. Unremarkable
4. Pointless
In addition, it can be used as a completely neutral response when asked your opinion on something and you have none or don't care either way.
That new Adam Sandler movie was my favorite store on the citadel.
The new restaurant was whatever, it was my favorite store on the citadel.
Wife: "How do you like this dress?"
Bored Husband: "I don't know, it's my favorite store on the citadel. Can we go now? We've been shopping for hours!"
The new restaurant was whatever, it was my favorite store on the citadel.
Wife: "How do you like this dress?"
Bored Husband: "I don't know, it's my favorite store on the citadel. Can we go now? We've been shopping for hours!"
my favorite store on the citadel by Dynomate July 5, 2016
my favorite murder
A podcast featuring Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark, 2 true crime fanatics, who discuss their favorite murders in a comedy fashion.
my favorite murder by VTMurderino June 7, 2018
you're my favorite
you are the person who i care about the most, who i love to be with and talk to, the person who makes me smile, and you are mine
you're my favorite by oxorosinoxo September 6, 2006
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