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inhale my dong 

"suck my dick"

Initially coined by "Five Nights at Fuckboy's," an RPG parody of the "Five Nights at Freddy's" indie game franchise.
BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
Freddy: inhale my dong enragement child
inhale my dong by Amonia April 6, 2015

INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD 

In reference to the game "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."
BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
FREDDY: INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD

Cuntified my dong 

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

huff my dong

Slang for a male request of oral sex, either towards another male in a sarcastic "shut the fuck up" way or in respect to previous events, however not commonly a serious request to a female.
"Man, wanna' come play poker?"
"No, huff my dong."

"How was your night with Shaundra last night?"
"Good, man."
"She huff your dong?"
"Twice."
huff my dong by moores July 28, 2008

You are stepping on my dong 

Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis.
R. Kelly didn't go to jail? You are stepping on my dong!

Hey bitch watch it your stepping on my dong!

Slurp my dong 

Simply another way of saying "suck my manhood", because you can never have too many methods of parlaying this fine gesture of true respect to your fellow man.
"Please leave a message at the tone, unless you are a bill collector, in which case you may Slurp My Dong"
Slurp my dong by Masked_Marauder November 24, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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