An expression used to attract the opposite sex. Very ineffective yet simple.
Person 1: My dong
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My donnngg!
by my dong April 26, 2016
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"suck my dick"

Initially coined by "Five Nights at Fuckboy's," an RPG parody of the "Five Nights at Freddy's" indie game franchise.
BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
Freddy: inhale my dong enragement child
by Amonia April 7, 2015
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The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
by Richter ass June 27, 2011
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Slang for a male request of oral sex, either towards another male in a sarcastic "shut the fuck up" way or in respect to previous events, however not commonly a serious request to a female.
"Man, wanna' come play poker?"
"No, huff my dong."

"How was your night with Shaundra last night?"
"Good, man."
"She huff your dong?"
"Twice."
by moores February 20, 2006
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Simply another way of saying "suck my manhood", because you can never have too many methods of parlaying this fine gesture of true respect to your fellow man.
"Please leave a message at the tone, unless you are a bill collector, in which case you may Slurp My Dong"
by Masked_Marauder November 25, 2013
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Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis.
R. Kelly didn't go to jail? You are stepping on my dong!

Hey bitch watch it your stepping on my dong!
by RagMeRock December 5, 2004
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